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Three heads are better than none
Jack of all trades, master of just one
One hand to do it all
Wiping my ass, can't pick up your call
So they're gonna take your pizza place
Gotta find somewhere else to fill your face
Don't let 'em boss you around
We're gonna burn this whole place to the ground
So they heard you wanna build a bear
They're gonna make it and put it right there
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Fake Estate
01:41
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How do you make advances?
Circumvent the circumstances?
Prance around doing anxious dances?
Second guessing second chances?
And it all falls down
How do you choose your factions?
Play around with the laws of attraction?
We get along and then we have a contraction
These wheels ain't go no traction
And it all falls down
Make your break, fake some banter
You don't kn ow the definition of candor
You only think about you and her
Sit around like an empty decanter
And it all falls down
Your law of attraction
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3. |
Diary Of A Sadman
03:24
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Ozzy Osbourne sucked on his own
Sabbath too, we should have known
Ozzy Osbourne sucked on his own
Sabbath too, we should have known
Marilyn Manson sucked on his own
Kat Von D didn't even know
Ozzy Osbourne sucked on his own
Ozzy Osbourne sucked on his own
You can go suck on your own
Why don't you go suck on your own?
You can go suck on your own
Why don't you go suck on your own?
But that's how it goes
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Born Again
01:05
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You know em
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Goodbye! J and J's
01:20
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Here's something you oughta know:
We wanna thank you for coming to this show!
For putting up with our bullshitting!
The rest of these bands are gonna be hitting
For sticking around til the end of our set!
We're gonna get drunk that's a big, big bet
We're saying goodbye to J and J's
We're gonna relive it's glory days
Hanging around with all the laddies,
Gay Cum Daddies and smoking big fatties
All of you kids and all of your friends
We're gonna stick around until the end
Goodbye J and J's
We hope we're getting paid
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THYROIDS Dallas, Texas
Garage punk. Dallas Tx.
Booking/photo/video submissions;
thyroidband@gmail.com
Insta;thyroidsband
m.facebook.com/Therthyroids/
Cassettes of OH WELL & Gelatinous Happiness are available.
THYROIDS is: Kenneth Mark Mitch
For booking message us @ thyroidsband@gmail.com
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