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lyrics

Hide behind the blinds
Cheek to cheek, you show your teeth

And who's that knocking at the door
And just what do they think they're knocking for
You think your eye has met their eye so you drop and hit the floor
And what if they're just standing there staring down from where you'd eloped?
You look down at the pavement, and find an envelope

You are hereby responsible for all services billed:
The installation:
Video wire, motion detectors and alarms for fire
A doorbell that will show you who's just standing there
And how you may prepare for their glare

Watch the world, watch it whirl
Just sit there in your time capsule, your comfortable burrough
And in your domain, you will remain



And when the parts fall into place
You're gonna have to wipe that stupid look off your face
You're gonna have to shut that mouth and take it off blast
Or someone's gonna take offence and kick your ass

And when it all falls out of time
You're gonna be grasping straw and forcing rhyme
And when you're finally found out
Someone's gonna kick your ass without a doubt

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from A Swift Kick In The Ass, released July 16, 2022

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THYROIDS Dallas, Texas

Garage punk. Dallas Tx.

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