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A Swift Kick In The Ass

by THYROIDS

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1.
Broke the ceiling and forgot the walls Don't want nothing cuz I've got it all I raise my chin and I give you a grin Wash off my sin then I do it again I raise my chin and I give you a grin Wash off my sin then I do it again Made a hundred and a thousand more One hundred thousand was a fuckin bore Made my millions just to say I did Now I've gotta pass it all on to my kin I've got good taste in every flavor Up to my loins in the fruits of my labor I keep my brain in a container I'm a modern day paper crusader He'll raise his chin and hell give you a grin Wash off his sin then he'll do it again He'll raise his chin and hell give you a grin Wash off his sin then he'll do it I've got a lot, you know that's what I've got
2.
0106 03:31
You wanna change the fate Do it with spite and hate Penetrate the core Show them what you came for They maced me, they maced me They pushed me out and maced me I tried to act so crazy So that my god won't hate me (incoherent) You say that all lives matter then you go and lock up more You say you can't get fatter but your gut is on the floor You say let's work together, you're just talking bout yourselves You say you're gonna kick our ass, so you better do it well They maced me, they maced me They pushed me out and maced me I tried to act so crazy So that my god won't hate me
3.
Hide behind the blinds Cheek to cheek, you show your teeth And who's that knocking at the door And just what do they think they're knocking for You think your eye has met their eye so you drop and hit the floor And what if they're just standing there staring down from where you'd eloped? You look down at the pavement, and find an envelope You are hereby responsible for all services billed: The installation: Video wire, motion detectors and alarms for fire A doorbell that will show you who's just standing there And how you may prepare for their glare Watch the world, watch it whirl Just sit there in your time capsule, your comfortable burrough And in your domain, you will remain And when the parts fall into place You're gonna have to wipe that stupid look off your face You're gonna have to shut that mouth and take it off blast Or someone's gonna take offence and kick your ass And when it all falls out of time You're gonna be grasping straw and forcing rhyme And when you're finally found out Someone's gonna kick your ass without a doubt

about

Expedient, smooth and properly bruised

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released July 16, 2022

Kenny Thyroid - Guitar/Vox
Mitch "Mitch-a-lotta" Burroughs - Bass/Backing Vox
Mark Bitter - Drums/Synths/Vox
Charley Wiles - Mixing/Backing Vox
Mariella Corral - Backing Vox

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THYROIDS Dallas, Texas

Garage punk. Dallas Tx.

Booking/photo/video submissions; thyroidband@gmail.com
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Cassettes of OH WELL & Gelatinous Happiness are available.
THYROIDS is: Kenneth Mark Mitch
For booking message us @ thyroidsband@gmail.com
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